TIME Magazine Names Donald Trump FELON OF THE YEAR

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 13 December 2024

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"I don't think Trump should have been named Man of the Year.

Editor’s note: You can’t use that title. Donald Trump was named Man of The Year by Time magazine. Not the Felon Of The Year.

Reply: Same thing, only Time magazine isn’t as accurate and perceptive as The Spoof. The Spoof is an internet periodical based on truth, experience, value, and knowledge using satire. And The Spoof still has it.

Donald Trump was caught red-handed with stolen government Top Secret documents at his Mar-a-Logo hangout, and a court in New York also found him guilty of rape. Time magazine might as well name Harvey Weinstein Time’s Man of The Year. However, this time, Donald Trump owns it.

Editor’s note: Change your title.

Reply: Okay. Time Magazine Names Guess Which Felon MAN OF THE YEAR?

Editor’s note: This Spoof gig pays the light bills, Bell. Your new title is just as inflammatory. 

Reply: Time magazine picked him. I’m just writing about Time magazine’s choice. They could have selected Catherine, The Princess of Wales. She was diagnosed with cancer early in the New Year, fought it, and now her cancer is in remission, giving every person diagnosed with cancer hope. Her fight and campaign against cancer were honest and triumphant. And she also managed to succeed with three small children under her wing.

Donald Trump, on the other hand, sank so gutturally low as to refer to Kamala Harris, his U.S. Presidential opponent and Vice President, as a shit. S-H-I-T. Maybe Time magazine thinks that’s okay rhetoric and deserves a Man of The Year award, but The Spoof should not.

Editor’s note: Okay.

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