Who Voted For Donald Trump?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 10 November 2024

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"I voted for Donald Trump because he's going to be great for the economy."

Someone voted for Donald Trump. The question is, how will history define them? Were they also suckers and losers?

Madonna says she is, "Trying to get my head around why a convicted felon, rapist, bigot was chosen to lead our country because he's good for the economy?"

Hold it a second. Put the brakes on. Madonna's description of Donald Trump is way too brief. Donald Trump is also a draft-dodger, pussy grabber, tax evader, liar, adulterer, traveling pal of convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, an insurrectionist, thief of Top Secret documents, and twice impeached president of the United States.

So, one must wonder: What kind of person would vote for an individual with the above-known behavior?

Suppose someone with Donald Trump's above reputation was on Craig's List as a house cleaner. Would his MAGA voters feel safe hiring him to clean their house? Would they hire him as a house sitter, a babysitter, a teacher in a school, or a cashier in a bank?

Of course not.

Donald Trump likes trucks. Would anyone feel safe hiring a driver with Trump's reputation to drive them anywhere? Ladies? MAGA voters?   

And how does Donald Trump feel about the MAGA people who voted for him? Are they also considered suckers and losers? Would he welcome his MAGA voters into his Mar-a-Lago club? Would he give them a free four-year membership at Mar-a-Lago? After all, his MAGA voters gave him the White House for four years. 

That will never happen. History will eventually prove Trump's voters were just suckers and losers

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