So What? President Biden Pardoned His Son!

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 3 December 2024

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"Look, Biden's never going to pardon Trump."

So, the President of the United States pardoned his son, Hunter Biden? Great, big, so what? People who sneeze in a crowd always automatically say, “Pardon me.”  And they are immediately pardoned. It’s good manners. 

If someone accidentally bumps into someone else, good manners dictate that the perpetrator (or the bumper) immediately says, “Pardon me.” Or, “Sorry about that.” And life goes on.

So, President Biden has the power of Zeus to pardon anyone. Why not use that power? It wasn’t as though Hunter Biden was accusing and slandering an entire ethnic group by saying that those people were eating cats and dogs. 

But, if you ever used drugs (the illegal kind), you are supposed to write this truth while applying to purchase a gun.  

“What if you lie?” Hunter Biden did that, so his Pa (Zeus) pardoned him.

However, some lies do go unchecked.

It is okay if you were applying for a draft deferment and lied about having bone spurs in your feet. No jail time, but you will be labeled a draft dodger and can also run for US president. 

And while President Biden is at it, he could pardon Donald Trump for all of his felonies, tax evasions, Stormy Daniels stuff, documents theft, and anything else that might still be under the radar.

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