Written by Joey da dog

Sunday, 18 March 2007

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Gratuitous picture of Princess Diana courtesy of the Daily Express.

Harrod's boss Mohammed Al Fayed has accused the British intelligence service of murdering Anna Nicole Smith to prevent her becoming the future Queen Mother, following news that DNA evidence suggesting Prince William is the father of her child is due to be revealed in court next week.

The relationship between Prince William and Anna Nicole Smith, chronicled in her secret diaries, has been known to MI6 for over a year, the Harrod's boss claims.

"Given that Anna was the mother of the future queen of England, it's not surprising the British establishment conspired with the intelligence services to have her killed. It's not the first time an MI6 hit squad have been sent to protect the line to the British throne," he said.

The cause of Anna Nicole's death has never been established. The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and the National Security Agency (NSA) have confirmed that they hold 39 documents consisting of 1,056 pages of information relating to William and Anna Nicole but have refused to reveal it on the grounds of national security.

Meanwhile Helen Mirren has been approached to play Dannielyn's great granny in 'The Queen II. Prime Suspect.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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