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Funny story: Violence erupts at Embassy protest in South Kensington

Violence erupts at Embassy protest in South Kensington

There were violent clashes last night outside the French Embassy in South Kensington as protests against the publication of topless photos of Kate, Duchess of Cambridge descended into violence. Groups of middle age women started to arrive outside...

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Funny story: Fulham charge QPR fans £500 to see Michael Jackson statue

Fulham charge QPR fans £500 to see Michael Jackson statue

Fulham are being investigated by the FA after charging away fans £500 for a Cottaging Package at the game against their West London rivals QPR. The Limited Edition Event includes being shown Tommy Trinder's false teeth, full access to the Glory Ho...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's statue to be new Fulham manager

Michael Jackson's statue to be new Fulham manager

The statue of Michael Jackson is poised to become the new manager at Craven Cottage. Fulham owner Mohamed Al Fayed has been locked in talks with the statue all day and has finally got his man. The 'mover and shaker' Al Fayed has told reporters...

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Funny story: Jackson statue covered in bird shit

Jackson statue covered in bird shit

London - A flock of Siberian swallows from the red-breasted sapsucker family is suspected of dumping all over the Craven Cottage statue unveiled by Mohammed Fayed on Sunday. "They're emoting football fans' disgust at the effigy," Fulham Twitcher...

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Funny story: Fulham Contoversy Over Jacko Statue

Fulham Contoversy Over Jacko Statue

Fulham chairman Mohammed Al Fayed has caused a storm of protests after erecting a Michael Jackson statue outside Craven Cottage Stadium. The unorthodox multi millionaire owner of the South London club was a personal friend of the late entertainer...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson stuffed and mounted outside an English football ground

Michael Jackson stuffed and mounted outside an English football ground

Pop legend Michael Jackson has made an unexpected appearance in London, England almost 2 years after his untimely death. The singer who had hits such as Thriller and Ebony and Ivory featuring Sir Paul McCartney, was unveiled in front of Fulham FC'...

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Funny story: Mohammed Al Fayed blood money bankrolls William wedding

Mohammed Al Fayed blood money bankrolls William wedding

London - (Ponzi Scammers): His £1.5 billion Qatari rake-off from the sale of Harrabs is the source of a £100 million blood money pay off for Princess Diana's DUI death. Draconian injunctions taken out by the Queen late last year now gag any refere...

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Funny story: Expelled Mossad agent 'was working for Mohammed Al Fayed'

Expelled Mossad agent 'was working for Mohammed Al Fayed'

London - (Oy Vey! Mess): "I was only following the Boss's orders!" disgraced Mossad operative Yuri Finkleshyster said today. The Israeli Embassy gofer has been accused of forging 12 UK passports in the Hamas leader Mahmoud al-Mabhouh's Dubai death...

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Funny story: Kirsty Alley Wedged In Revolving Door

Kirsty Alley Wedged In Revolving Door

American celebrity and one time 'Cheers' star Kirsty Alley came to grief during a London break when she got jammed in a revolving door at the world famous Harrods of Knightsbridge department store. What should have been a fun day out shopping for...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson was pregnant Mohammed Al Fayed tells press

Michael Jackson was pregnant Mohammed Al Fayed tells press

London - (Reuterus): Just hours before his death Michael Jackson phoned Mohammed Al Fayed to say he'd missed a period and was pregnant with Dodi's baby. The Harrabs boss's statement today confirmed what everyone had long suspected, anyway, but ha...

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Funny story: Mohammed Fayed: "First they murder Diana - and my lovely Dodi! - now they kill Michael too!"

Mohammed Fayed: "First they murder Diana - and my lovely Dodi! - now they kill Michael too!"

London - (Pont d'Alma Mater Ass Mess): "And don't tell me bloody British intelligence isn't behind it!" was Harrabs grocer Mohammed Fayed's opening salvo this morning as the news of Michael Jackson's death began to sink in around the world. Fayed...

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Funny story: One is Not Amused - Russians Bugged Queen's Teapot

One is Not Amused - Russians Bugged Queen's Teapot

Balimmoral, Scotland - "At any rate I'll never go there again!" said Alice as she picked her way through the wood after attending the Mad Hatter's Tea Party. "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!" Little did Alice know that the...

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Funny story: Acorah - "Diana Told Me to Slap Fayed"

Acorah - "Diana Told Me to Slap Fayed"

Only days after returning to London following his assault on royal arse-licker Paul Burrell with a gateau worth $5,000, camp celebrity mystic Derek Acorah, who is often grammatically incorrect, has been at it again - this time in London. In sensa...

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Funny story: Suits Of Armour Go On Sale In Harrods

Suits Of Armour Go On Sale In Harrods

The shocking rise of Knife Crime in Britain is having a direct effect on the retail sector, it has been claimed, with world-famous Harrods of London being the first retailer to introduce Suits of Armour in its Autum...

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Funny story: Mohammad Al Fayed asks Russell Grant what the future holds

Mohammad Al Fayed asks Russell Grant what the future holds

Cuddly astrologer Russell Grant has been approached by Harrod's owner Mohammed Al Fayed about what the future holds.

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Funny story: Al Fayed: Prince Phillip Made Fulham FC Shite!

Al Fayed: Prince Phillip Made Fulham FC Shite!

He just won't give up will he? After accusing Prince Phillip and the Secret Service for killing Dodi and Diana, the lovable Mohammed, Al Fayed is back up to his old tricks again by accusing the Prince of Edinburgh for making his beloved football...

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Funny story: Al Fayed Blames Viagra

Al Fayed Blames Viagra

Mohamed Al Fayed has blamed a Viagra 'episode' for his outlandish remarks and behavior during the recent inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and his son Dodi in Paris almost 39 years ago.

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