Call it WAAH, BOOHOO, SOB SOB, or BLUBBER; Donald Trump is still doing it after his nose-dive debate performance with Vice President Kamala Harris.
The debate started out with Donald Trump attempting to slow his step while sneaking around his podium in a failed effort to avoid shaking her outstretched hand.
Afraid of a woman’s handshake? Say it ain't so.The bone spurs must have been acting up.
Kamala chased him around the stage, like someone trying to catch Steph Curry, preventing him from sinking a basket. She cornered him next to his podium. Trapped, the cameras rolling, he reluctantly shook her hand, followed by a dirty look, and then retreated to the safety behind his podium.
There was an instant of “eyes in the headlight” before the handshake.
Ayee, the horror!
It was all downhill after the handshake. Donald Trump is still trumpeting otherwise, claiming he won the debate.
It's like claiming the Titanic reached New York.
Told by Kamala Harris, while the entire televised world watched, that Putin would eat him for lunch. There was no reaction.
But somewhere it was: waah, boohoo, sob, sob, and blubber!
Post-debate, and safely out of Kamala Harris's reach, Donald Trump declared himself the winner. He proceeded to label the two ABC debate moderators as losers who should be fired, suggested ABC should lose their broadcasting license, and insisted that Haitians were indeed eating house pets.
Trump also made sure to remind everyone that he did not squander his father’s inheritance. His sore loser rant echoed through the night, the next day, and the next night, like a broken record stuck in a loop.
Indeed, the only winner of the debate was Vice President Kamala Harris who proved she could eat Putin for lunch.
Amen!
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