What kind of pig goes to a restaurant for dinner, finishes his dinner, cleans the dinner plate with a piece of bread, and then complains that someone stole his dinner?
He says, See, part of my dinner is missing.
He calls over the waiter and demands that he find the rest of his dinner that was missing. He insists that someone must have taken the rest of his dinner. He will not leave the restaurant until the rest of his meal is located and served.
He was told that he had already received his dinner, that it had been eaten, and that there was no missing dinner to be found.
The dinner throws a tantrum, calls in his friends, and insists that they have to protest this injustice and march to City Hall and demand justice and the rest of his dinner.
His friends gather, carrying American flags, sticks and stones, guns and ropes, shouting: Hang the owner of the restaurant!
A riot follows. City Hall is ransacked. The eater remains in the restaurant, watching on television with glee as City Hall is destroyed. The eater relishes the shouts of his followers to hang the restaurant owner for not finding the rest of his dinner.
Well, guess what? The eater wasn’t arrested or penalized for his actions, but he’s back at the same restaurant, asking for the same meal and threatening to carry on as he did if he is not served his entire meal.
Oh yes, he will decide what is the correct amount of food he is supposed to be served.
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