Why Does Trump Seem To Love Putin?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 2 August 2024

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Why does Donald J. Trump love Vladimir Putin? Putin is a short guy, and Trump loves all things tall, including everything from buildings to women. So what’s the attraction?

Putin even wears shoe lifts, and there’s no telling his true height. The guy is tiny.

Trump praises Putin with the enthusiasm of a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader but smacks down any achievement performed by President Biden. Granted, Trump doesn’t wear the skippy, short skirt or the cowboy hat, but he sure seems to like Putin’s work better than his own president’s.

Donald Trump called the prisoner swap between Russia and the US a win for Putin. Certainly, the released US prisoners wouldn’t agree. They could have died in a Russian prison. They were grateful for Biden's successful negotiations, and Trump insists on grumbling, “Bah-humbug.”

Is Trump a closet Communist? He sounds very un-American. His motto, Make America Great Again, also sounds rather un-American.

It seems clear that Americans in the International Space Station don’t regard America as falling short of greatness. Take a look at the Olympic medal count. Guess which nation is at the top of the medal count.

Can anyone in the world do a better job at what is done by Americans like Martha Stewart, Tom Cruise, Serena Williams, Jeff Bezos, Taylor Swift, Bill Gates, Simone Miles, and many others?

The US even leads with the most convicted felonies of a former US leader! England doesn’t have that count. Neither does Russia, Turkey, or Israel. The felony count is another example of the greatness of the US.

The exchange of Americans incarcerated in Russia was a true plus, and it’s doubtful Trump’s love for Putin is reciprocated.

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