Thank Goodness Trump Picked D.J.Vance - It's A No Can Win Ticket

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 2 August 2024

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"Yes, another ding, dong."

Defending his cat-ladies statement, Vance announced that women without children should not be allowed to vote.

Editor's note: Okay. Why, exactly?

Reply: Because adult women, particularly married women without children and who have cats instead of children, should not be allowed to vote.

Editor's note: Why? Again?

Reply: Because those cat-ladies, out-of-the-kitchen, career-orientated women without children hate families in general, and children in particular, and have cats instead. They are ruining society and the American Christian way of life. And without children, they have no interest in the future.

Editor's note: Huh?

Reply: Yes, indeed. Also, with a straight face, Vance stated in public, before an audience, and recorded and filmed - that children should be allowed to vote.

Editor's note: Oh, Christ!

Even Donald Trump must have had a whip-lash, out-of-body Pavarotti blast. Trump must bemoan his Vice President pick. Now, Donald will lose the 2024 election, won't be able to pardon himself, and Kamala Harris would never pardon him, particularly after pointing out that she flunked the bar exam twice. He'll be headed for the slammer.

Editor's note: Caramba, this is hot!

Somewhere, someone is smiling, "You shouldn't have buried me next to the 1st hole at your National Bedminster Golf Club."

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