Who is Governor Tim Walz? Or shall we dance? Looks and appearances shouldn't count, but—sorry—they do, and Mr. Walz looks much older than President Joe Biden. Maybe a bad photo? No.
Sure, all men can't look like Brat Pitt or Tom Cruise, but put a red suit on Kamala's vice president pick, and you have Santa Claus.
Ho, ho, ho!
With Walz's nomination as Vice President on the Kamala Harris Democratic ticket, Joe Biden might just as well retract his premature resignation.
"Hell, I'm old, but I don't look that old. My great Aunt Nellie used to say, 'Joey, a person is young until they look old.' And Kamala's pick looks old. He may be just 60, but Geez Louise, he could pass as my grandpa."
Josh Shapiro was in a bar somewhere in Philadelphia, downing another Boilermaker, repeating, "I don't get it. I don't get it."
The bartender was sympathetic but reminded the Governor that it was closing time.
On the other hand, Kamala Harris was doing cartwheels. She's very pleased with herself and ecstatic. Her nomination was her first act as the Democratic Party's presidential nominee, and she didn't have to wear a hat!
However, after Kamala's choice, even Worm Brain looked somewhat palatable while Joe Biden was busy writing his I'm Back[ speech. Jill Biden withdrew her teaching job application and is on the hunt for a new president's wife wardrobe.
It's all a scramble on the Democratic side, and suddenly, the Republicans are back in town, looking Reagan-esk, giving one another high fives, saying, "Give it one more for our Orange Gipper."
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