How Democrats Kill And Eat Their Own

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 21 July 2024

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"Shame on you!"

No Republicans asked the Pussy Grabber, with 34 felony counts, who paid hush money to a porn star after his one-night stand, two weeks after his third wife gave birth to his fifth child, to resign.

The Pussy Grabber was also found guilty of assaulting a woman in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room, intentionally misrepresenting the value of his property to receive a lower tax rate, and claiming bone spurs when his draft number came up.

Still, no one asked the Pussy Grabber to withdraw from the U.S. Presidential race.

People say he even cheats at golf.

However, Republicans do not care. He is their guy. They give a thumbs up for the cheat. They want him back in the White House.

The rest of the world is laughing, except for the dictators, those nation heads who suppress the free speech of their citizens or throw them out of windows if they speak out. 

Dictators are a foolish company to keep, Republicans. 

What did President Biden do to be driven out of office by a bunch of Nerves Nellies? He, indeed, never engaged in negative behavior. Biden is an honorable leader, the only person who should have his finger on the nuclear button.

Kamala Harris? Where was she for the last four years? Where was she as the Attorney General of California? Same as the D.A. of San Francisco.  

The Democrats have managed to elect the Pussy Grabber to the White House. And Democrats let him get away with it because he was famous.
 

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