BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire Spoof) - Tittle Tattle Tonight head reporter Pico de Gallo writes that in his many years of covering Tinsel Town and other venues, that he has never seen a sadder couple than Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck.
De Gallo noted that the soon-to-be-divorced couple is trying to, but they cannot hide their sadness, depression, despondency, and total unhappiness.
J.Lo cannot hide the fact that she spends a lot of time crying her eyes out and Ben seems to have formed new wrinkles especially around his mouth due to his compulsive smoking.
Many celebrity reporters who are in the know are even saying that Jennifer is devastated at the demise of Bennifer.
They add that she has said that she may move down to Puerto Rico and open up a Puerto Rican Restaurant.
Meanwhile, Affleck has noted that no movie producer wants to hire him because of his mean personality. ■
