CHICAGO - (Spoof Satire) - Tiffany Tulsa, with The American Research Group has just announced that the adult woman with the smallest vagina, (i.e. pussy, cunt, beaver, vajayjay) has been located.
The research group spent 9 months investigating over 8 million women in every state in the nation and including in 191 of the world's 196 countries.
One would think that the tiniest muffin would belong to a very, very petite female, but alas, as they say in London, that was not the case.
It turns out that the woman with the smallest panocha, as they call it in Guatemala, belongs to, DRUM ROLL...a 27-year-old female who works in Chicago's Playboy Club, located at the corner of Ernie Banks Street and Al Capone Drive.
The bunny is Trudy Summerwood, who stands 5-foot-8, and weighs 119 pounds.
Miss Summerwood noted that the circumference of her pussy is actually the size of a standard sewing thimble.
SIDENOTE: Trudy is married to Willard Cullen Willacash, 69, a self-made billionaire business realtor and the couple is happier than Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. ■
