Beyonce To Star as James Bond's Half-Sister Bonnie Bond, Agent 009 In The Movie "The Dreaded Taliban Scoundrels"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 7 July 2024

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HOLLYWOOD - (Satire Spoof) - Award-winning journalist Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight, has just broken the story that the gorgeously sexy singer Beyonce has just agreed to appear in a motion picture that will be directed and produced by the world renown cinema mogul Bellanino Terrabini.

Beyonce, who has over 321 million Instagram followers will be portraying Bonnie Bond, British agent 009. Bonnie is the half-sister of the infamous British agent, 007, aka James Bond.

Miss Bond will star in the Tri-Moon Pictures film "The Dreaded Taliban Scoundrels."

According to Roger Moore, who along with Sean Connery was one of the most popular charactes in the Ian Winston Fleming penned books, noted that Beyonce is amazing as agent 009.

He disclosed that she did her own stunts, including bungee jumping from the top of the Tower Big Ben, swimming naked in the River Thames, and singing Karaoke in an English Pub located just around the corner from Buck House, as Buckingham Palace is referred to in the movie.

To see amazing graphic photos of Beyonce's ass in a pink string bikini swimsuit log on to www.beyoncesbooty.wow

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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