NEWARK, New Jersey - (Satire Spoof) - Pot Potpourri News Agency chief writer Cora Leena Finnflora writes that the New Jersey state legislature has just approved NJ Bill 69069P.
This bill mandates that all New Jersey streetwalkers (i.e.) Prostitutes, sluts, whores, pavement princesses, etc. can and will be fined up to $400 if they are caught wearing crotchless panties.
The new bill was put into place because of the thousands of complaints that New Jersey police officers were receiving from 'Johns,' that is men who frequent streetwalkers.
A union official for the Passaic Streetwalkers Union has stated, in no uncertain terms, that his members (the whores) will refuse to abide by the law, which takes away the fresh, scenty fragrance that crotchless panties provide for them.
