WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Spoof Satire) - BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx writes that the most hated woman in the political world of Washington, D.C. is also one of the most beloved woman in the nation's Capitol (but ONLY by her fellow GOPers).
Miss Kixx writes that there isn't another woman anywhere in the entire nation, who insults more people (on a daily basis) than MTG does. And she does it with a damn smile on her overly, suntanned, wrinkled, horse-looking face.
TWEET #1: I may not be as pretty as Heidi Klum, or Cheryl Cole, or Britney Spears, but I can really suck a d*** like no other woman can. Ask Trumpy.
TWEET #2: Trump denies that he effed me, but as everybody knows the old orange ogre lies like shit!!!
TWEET #3: My pubic region is beautifully gorgeous. And I will put my vajayjay (pussy) up against any womans. But hey, I am not, I repeat I AM NOT a lesbian.
TWEET #4: Matt Gaetz liked for me to spank him with a copy of The Wall Street Journal.
TWEET #5: I think that Ivanka Trump is one hot, sexy bitch and if I ever get the chance I will be all over her sexy ass body like peanut butter on jelly. [EDITOR'S NOTE]: See the last sentence of TWEET #3 (???).
