HOLLYWOOD - (Satire Spoof) - Mistletoe Bulova, senior writer with The Drive Thru News Agency recently spoke to billionaire Bill Gates, who informed her that his hot, gorgeously alluring girlfriend Tina Peckatini has just signed to appear in the X-rated motion picture, "Humping In Walla Walla."
The film is being produced by Lion's Roar Films in association with Unicorn Pictures.
Peckatini, who is the daughter of Rep. Marjorie "Horse Face" Taylor Greene looks nothing like her skanky, butch-acting, mother.
Tina says that "Gatey" gives her everything she wants and notes that her boyfriend is a tiger in bed.
SIDENOTE: Bill Gates is 68, but the much younger Tina says that he has the sexual prowess of a man who is 38. ■
