(CELEBRITY SATIRE) - Bedroom Pillow Talk senior writer Carolina Chipotle has just broken the story that Kim Kardashian is fit to be tied.
It seems that naked photos of Kim have shown up on the website, www.nakedpix.sex.
Kim told Miss Chipotle that the photos were taken by Kanye West when she was married to him, and she is going to be suing him for $82 million for invasion of privacy, visual slander, and Ipsoassholitis.
She noted that the site has a total of 29 nude photos of her and all that she is wearing are go-go boots, Nike sneakers, and imported Italian Arrivederci sandals.
Meanwhile Kim's matador boyfriend, Joaquin Beauregard has told Chipotle that if he ever sees "West The Pest" on the street, he will beat the everlivin' daylights and nightlights out of him, and he will tell him how the cow ate the cabbage. ■
