Arnold Schwarzenegger Has Written a Self-Help Book-'Be Useful:Seven Tools for Life'

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 22 October 2023

Arnold Schwarzenegger-the Bodybuilder/ Actor/Politician is now a successful author-having written a Self-Help Book.

It's a great book full of good practical advice-'No pain no Gain,etc. .

I especially liked the last chapter about 'the best Tool being the one between your Legs'.
Sex sells Product-and can make you financially successful in Life-and a good Body can get you Laid a lot.

He talks about 'Donnie and Debbie Downers' having been at him all his Life-(with his heavy accent he couldn't be a Hollywood movie star-etc.,etc.)-but he basically ignored them.

His father beat him regularly up to the age of 15 and he had to let that go also-and get
on with Life.

And he had to fight the 'Airhead/Eye-Candy ' weightlifter Image to become a successful politician-and ended up marrying a very tough, politically prominent(Rich) Babe.

His message is basically Positive-no easy way through Life-for gains you will have pains,etc.. Forget the Past-it's Dead-only look forward,etc. .

Also very good parting advice-when Older, always hire hot, good looking Housekeepers-as the wife might not be in the Mood at times.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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