"I'm an American now, Said Prince Harry to beautifully dressed Hollywood reporter Lance Bottomly.
No one over here is named 'Harry'. It's Foreign.
I've even seen it spelled 'Hairy'-as a Typo-by a so-called journalist in the Enquirer newspaper.
Dad's disowned me due to divorcee wife Camilla, his 'semi-Queen', and I have my own life to lead.
He ruined my mother's life but won't ruin mine.
Prince Larry has a nice 'Ring' it and Megan likes it...reminds her of Lawrence Olivier.
It sounds up to date and fashionable.
It's also better for advertising and marketing purposes.
The American Public doesn't know anyone named Harry-except me.
It's a detriment to making Money-that's the bottom line
Got to 'grind' out the Royal Living-you know."
