White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has informed the White House news media that the FBI has just taken a woman who was working as a pole dancer in Mobile, Alabama, into custody.
The woman who Federal agents stated has movie star looks and a fantastically sexy body has been identified as Mazda Titaroo, 29, who is a notorious Al-Qaeda spy.
Titaroo speaks perfect English, Russian, Chinese, and Macedonian, plus she graduated Summa Cum Toom from Left Coast University.
An Alabama law enforcement officer stated that "Titty" as she is affectionately known by her pole dancing fans had been dating a member of the Mobile Police Department. ■
