Kim Kardashian's new reversible string bikini panties are designed for hefty women

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 12 October 2023

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These amazing panties can be turned inside out and worn for up to a total of 48 hours.

Writer Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency reports that retail stores throughout the United States, Canada, and Mexico, have sold out of the new Kim Kardashian reversible string bikini panties for brawny women.

The panties were designed for women with humongous asses in mind, but Kim added that they will now be manufacturing bikini panties for skinny ass women like Celine Dion, Ann Coulter, Zendaya, Tori Spelling, and Kate Moss.

The panties are produced at the Erotica Panties Factory in San Francisco, which is owned by drag queen RuPaul.

SIDENOTE: Miss Diddle stated that Kim will be donating 40% of the sale of each pair of panties to The Joaquin Gazpacho Home For Retired Bullfighters, which is located in East Los Angeles.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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