Kim Kardashian's cousin signs a contract to model L'eggs Pantyhose

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 15 October 2023

image for Kim Kardashian's cousin signs a contract to model L'eggs Pantyhose
Krystal says that it would not surprise her if Kim and Joaquin get married soon.

Information guru Andy Cohen has just revealed that one of Kim Kardashian's cousins has just signed a multi-million dollar contract to model L'eggs Pantyhose.

The cousin named Krystal Kardashian resides in Topanga Canyon in Los Angeles, with her pet poodle, Fifi Du Poupon, her pet minature turtle Specky, and her pet sardine Moby.

Krystal bares a striking resemblance to Kim, except that Krystal is a blonde, is much taller than Kim, and her butt, although amazingly gorgeous, is not as huge as the Kimsters.

Cohen noted that Krystal is bi-sexual and is currently dating a member of The Los Angeles Laker Girls cheerleading squad.

SIDENOTE: In the past Krystal has dated Katy Perry, Melissa Ethridge, Justin Bieber, and rap artist Black Kitty Meow Meow.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more