The music world is salivating about an affair between Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 10 October 2023

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"The two passion-filled singers ooze eroticism!" -ANDERSON COOPER

LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa writes that the Left Coast rumor mills and the Right Coast rumor mills are working overtime talking about J.Lo and Pitbull having a tempestuous, illicit affair.

The two very popular singers are currently on their world-wide tour and the passion sparks from their musical interludes are raising eyebrows from the Bronx to Mexico City and from L.A. to London.

Music reporters say that their concerts are so erotically HOT that the venue's are turning their air conditioning systems down to 65, due to the sensuously titillating performances from the delectable duo.

The two do not hold nothing back as they touch, caress, and massage some quasi-intimate body parts during their songs.

J.Lo and Pit perform their latest hit which has just hit number one on the Hot 99 Music chart.

The song is titled "We're As Caliente (Hot) As El Sol (The Sun). During the performance of this song both are attired in skimpy swimsuits, that leave NOTHING to the imagination.

SIDENOTE: Information guru Andy Cohen has said that Pitbull recently told him that if Ben Affleck ever divorces Jennifer, he will be on her LIKE mustard on a hot dog wiener.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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