Taylor Swift's amazingly sexy cousin has just released her first CD

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 11 October 2023

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Stormy says that Tay-Tay and her sexy boyfriend Anson Mount are a PERFECT couple.

Calcutta Cotton, senior writer with Music Moments Magazine has just said that the beautifully gorgeous and extremely talented cousin of songstress Taylor Swift, has just released her first CD.

The singer named Stormy Swift is only 19, and she is already being touted as the NEXT Taylor Swift.

Stormy resides in Lake Charles, Louisiana, where she lives with her mom and dad and three brothers, a Chihuahua, a pet flamingo, and two geldings.

She recently graduated from General Stonewall Jackson High School, where she was the head cheerleader, the senior class president, and where she was voted "Girl With The Sexiest Body."

StoTay, as her brothers call her, says her favorite color is chartreuse, her favorite fast food is anything from the Whataburger franchise, her favorite band is England's Camel Toe, and her favorite number is 93.

SIDENOTE: StoTay's premier album is titled, "Love Songs To Boink To," which features a song that was penned by her cousin Taylor, titled, "My Body Went Ka Boom! When He Touched My You-Know-What."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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