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Funny story: NASA successfully lands its latest package on Mars

NASA successfully lands its latest package on Mars

Having slingshot its way through the solar system, the package sent from Earth finally reached its destination - the planet Mars. A Martian search-party approached the package, and inspected its contents, finding bright red cylinders marked with the symbols Coca-Cola inside. They then carefully transported the box back to their base. Back in their underground city, one brave Martian scientis...

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Funny story: Dentist Extracted Tooth In Sinister Manner

Dentist Extracted Tooth In Sinister Manner

A dentist in Rochester, New York was astonished when he arrived at work on Monday morning, to find a patient sitting in his waiting room who needed a tooth removing. Dr Christian Szell explained: "Monday is usually a quiet day. I ask my recepti...

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Funny story: Trump's dentures modified to avoid misspeaks

Trump's dentures modified to avoid misspeaks

As the perils of enunciation smacked in the face of President Trump at his press conference with President Putin in Russia, misspeak has now enhanced fake news as Donald's pet pieces of nomenclature for the imparting of data and official information.

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Funny story: Dentist Does Pain Free Implants While Patient Waits

Dentist Does Pain Free Implants While Patient Waits

A Bloomington, Minnesota masochist dentist, Hotep Whip, is offering obtuse faux patients the chance to sit in a waiting room and listen to actual patients screaming and writhing in agony while getting dental treatment. The cost for the faux patient...

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Funny story: Republicans suggest genocide could reduce tooth decay

Republicans suggest genocide could reduce tooth decay

Washington DC. The Republican Party have announced their policies for the coming year, and most of them are the same as ever - cut taxes, cut spending, give money to the rich. However, one new policy has raised eyebrows. It is based on recent...

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Funny story: Dentists admit all toothpastes are the same product

Dentists admit all toothpastes are the same product

The National Dental Association have revealed that all toothpastes are exactly the same paste, just sometimes coloured differently. In a series of revelations, Dentists have said the best advice for having visually clean teeth is not using so call...

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Funny story: Man afraid of dentists turns to exploding e-cigs to remove problematic teeth

Man afraid of dentists turns to exploding e-cigs to remove problematic teeth

Washington, D.C. - Most people don't enjoy seeing dentists, but some have a serious fear of receiving dental care. Local man Juan Diente revealed to us yesterday that he's had dental phobia for as long as he can remember. "I think the last time I wen...

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Funny story: I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Lansing MI: Janis Porter blew the lid off of a secretive, filthy game of sensuous perversions that's rocked the world of orthodontics to it's core! Her nightmare began when she went in for a routine root canal last Wednesday. "My teeth are a mess...

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Funny story: Study raises concerns about rising dentist bone trade for traditional medicine in parts of Asia

Study raises concerns about rising dentist bone trade for traditional medicine in parts of Asia

FLORIDA - Authorities are warning of a new potential threat to America's dentist population: The increasing use of dentist's bones to replace lion bones in traditional medicine in parts of Asia. The dentist bone trade, which has surged this year,...

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Funny story: Beloved Dentist Mauled To Death By Lion

Beloved Dentist Mauled To Death By Lion

Brian, the dentist, is dead, killed by a hungry lion in Florida, who escaped from Miami Zoo earlier this morning according to authorities. Brian was part of an Oxford University research project, which tracked the movements of dentists across the...

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Funny story: Obama Tackles Fluoridation

Obama Tackles Fluoridation

President Barack Obama is considering acting against the fluoridation of drinking water in the US. Almost seventy percent of the nation's household water supply is currently fluoridated despite the mounting evidence that it is actually injurious to h...

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Funny story: K-Mart Changes Employee Dental Coverage: Limits Number of Teeth Covered

K-Mart Changes Employee Dental Coverage: Limits Number of Teeth Covered

Hoffman Estates, Illinois - K-Mart Corporation has changed the dental insurance it provides to employees to limit the number of teeth covered per individual. K-Mart's previous dental insurance covered all teeth for all paid participants. The new...

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Funny story: John Lennon To Be Cloned?

John Lennon To Be Cloned?

A Canadian dentist has plans to clone the late Beatle, John Lennon after purchasing his tooth a couple of years ago for over $30,000. This was revealed recently during an episode of Dead Famous DNA on Channel 4 in England. Canadian dentist Dr.

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Funny story: Hockey player suspended for having too many teeth

Hockey player suspended for having too many teeth

Cold part, Canada - Starting defenseman Larry McMurphy was suspended 2 games for his repeated violation of NHL dress code. According to section 3.41.2 "No player, in accordance with hockey tradition, shall have a complete set of front teeth." His sus...

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Funny story: Meth Addicted Dentist Losing Clients As He Loses His Own Teeth

Meth Addicted Dentist Losing Clients As He Loses His Own Teeth

COUNCIL BLUFFS, IA - "It's not like I don't do quality work," states Dr. Ernest Spunn, "I have been making my living on quality AND quantity. I have been moving through people in sheer volume, especially when I'm tweaking! Root canals, extractions,...

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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their denture range

Sparks and Mensa launch their denture range

Sparks and Mensa, the high street store for those with more brains than brawn, are launching a new range of mouth wear, Denture Tools. "We're very pleased with our new range," said creator, Dennis Chure. "We think it is a step forward in teeth."...

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Funny story: Doomsday cult warns about Nigella's coq au vin

Doomsday cult warns about Nigella's coq au vin

London - A shadowy Illuminati offshoot has red carded domestic goddess Nigella Lawson's new spring chicken recipe. Barking Seventh Day Adventist Dentists' Allotment Society has banned her 'summer solstice spatchcock chicken nuggets in a red wine j...

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