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Funny story: "Deep Throat - The Rescheduled Dental Visit" breaks box office records

"Deep Throat - The Rescheduled Dental Visit" breaks box office records

Tri-Moon Pictures reports that the recently released sequel to "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit" has broken box office ticket sales for the summer. The movie sequel is titled "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit Rescheduled." Tinsel Town movie critic…

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Funny story: The X-Rated movie "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit," is now banned in 17 states and 41 countrries

The X-Rated movie "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit," is now banned in 17 states and 41 countrries

The American Movie Guild has just announced that the X-rated dental instructional video, "Deep Throat - The Dental Visit," has now been banned in 17 states and 41 countries due to its unconventional and explicit dental content. The 2021 educationa…

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Funny story: A Dental Hygenist Fired After Being Warned Repeatedly Not To Bring Her Support Canary To The Office

A Dental Hygenist Fired After Being Warned Repeatedly Not To Bring Her Support Canary To The Office

SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz reports that a dental hygienist in Frisco had been warned by the dentist not to bring her support canary to the office. Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz stated that Dr. Andy V. Pillow, swears he told his dental…

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Funny story: Trump Travels To Milwaukee For a Dental Appointment

Trump Travels To Milwaukee For a Dental Appointment

MILWAUKEE – (Satire News) - Trump visited the city known as “Brew City,” so called because of the fact that it has 46 beer breweries and 24 McDonalds. The 75-year-old fibbin' fool was in town for a dental appointment with his long time dentist, Dr…

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Funny story: Man's Toothache Cured After He Hears Sound Of Dentist's Drill

Man's Toothache Cured After He Hears Sound Of Dentist's Drill

A man who spent a whole weekend with his hand attached to his jaw in an unsuccessful attempt to soothe his acute toothache, has revealed how that very same toothache disappeared without a trace, once he turned up at the dentist's surgery and heard th…

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Funny story: Shane McGowan To See Dentist About Having His Teeth Out

Shane McGowan To See Dentist About Having His Teeth Out

Shane McGowan, the frontman of Irish punk and folk rockers, The Pogues, has stunned friends by booking a dental appointment to have his teeth out. McGowan, 61, underwent a nine-hour operation in 2016, during which he had an entire set of teeth in...

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Funny story: NASA successfully lands its latest package on Mars

NASA successfully lands its latest package on Mars

Having slingshot its way through the solar system, the package sent from Earth finally reached its destination - the planet Mars. A Martian search-party approached the package, and inspected its contents, finding bright red cylinders marked with the symbols Coca-Cola inside. They then carefully transported the box back to their base. Back in their underground city, one brave Martian scientis...

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Funny story: Dentist Extracted Tooth In Sinister Manner

Dentist Extracted Tooth In Sinister Manner

A dentist in Rochester, New York was astonished when he arrived at work on Monday morning, to find a patient sitting in his waiting room who needed a tooth removing. Dr Christian Szell explained: "Monday is usually a quiet day. I ask my recepti...

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Funny story: Trump's dentures modified to avoid misspeaks

Trump's dentures modified to avoid misspeaks

As the perils of enunciation smacked in the face of President Trump at his press conference with President Putin in Russia, misspeak has now enhanced fake news as Donald's pet pieces of nomenclature for the imparting of data and official information.

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Funny story: Dentist Does Pain Free Implants While Patient Waits

Dentist Does Pain Free Implants While Patient Waits

A Bloomington, Minnesota masochist dentist, Hotep Whip, is offering obtuse faux patients the chance to sit in a waiting room and listen to actual patients screaming and writhing in agony while getting dental treatment. The cost for the faux patient...

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Funny story: Republicans suggest genocide could reduce tooth decay

Republicans suggest genocide could reduce tooth decay

Washington DC. The Republican Party have announced their policies for the coming year, and most of them are the same as ever - cut taxes, cut spending, give money to the rich. However, one new policy has raised eyebrows. It is based on recent...

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Funny story: Dentists admit all toothpastes are the same product

Dentists admit all toothpastes are the same product

The National Dental Association have revealed that all toothpastes are exactly the same paste, just sometimes coloured differently. In a series of revelations, Dentists have said the best advice for having visually clean teeth is not using so call...

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Funny story: Man afraid of dentists turns to exploding e-cigs to remove problematic teeth

Man afraid of dentists turns to exploding e-cigs to remove problematic teeth

Washington, D.C. - Most people don't enjoy seeing dentists, but some have a serious fear of receiving dental care. Local man Juan Diente revealed to us yesterday that he's had dental phobia for as long as he can remember. "I think the last time I wen...

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Funny story: I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

I Awoke To See His Bare Buttocks Hovering Over Me!

Lansing MI: Janis Porter blew the lid off of a secretive, filthy game of sensuous perversions that's rocked the world of orthodontics to it's core! Her nightmare began when she went in for a routine root canal last Wednesday. "My teeth are a mess...

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Funny story: Study raises concerns about rising dentist bone trade for traditional medicine in parts of Asia

Study raises concerns about rising dentist bone trade for traditional medicine in parts of Asia

FLORIDA - Authorities are warning of a new potential threat to America's dentist population: The increasing use of dentist's bones to replace lion bones in traditional medicine in parts of Asia. The dentist bone trade, which has surged this year,...

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Funny story: Beloved Dentist Mauled To Death By Lion

Beloved Dentist Mauled To Death By Lion

Brian, the dentist, is dead, killed by a hungry lion in Florida, who escaped from Miami Zoo earlier this morning according to authorities. Brian was part of an Oxford University research project, which tracked the movements of dentists across the...

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Funny story: Obama Tackles Fluoridation

Obama Tackles Fluoridation

President Barack Obama is considering acting against the fluoridation of drinking water in the US. Almost seventy percent of the nation's household water supply is currently fluoridated despite the mounting evidence that it is actually injurious to h...

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