Tyrone the Big Bone Sings ‘Til Your Panties Drop With A Splash

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Saturday, 28 January 2023

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For All Those Valentines Wanting Somewhere to Sit

Mmmm, baby, this is Barry Blue comin’ at you with all the late-night music to soothe ya … and here’s a sexy new number from – (not me, though I know how to make those panties drop with a splash, baby, ooooo yeah) – that other King of Panty Droppers everywhere, Tyrone the Big Bone, with his latest sexy hit for all your Valentine Day smooth talkers and honey drippers …

Sing along to the sultry serenade called

Sit On My Face, Girl

Sit on my face, girl
It’s not a disgrace, girl
You know your place, girl
There,s always space, girl

Your body’s so hot
It weighs a lot
You generate heat
Why not have a seat
My face is all yours
Spread open your doors
I think it’s our fate
To watch me suffocate

Skinny boy and a big, big girl
Both make up a perfect world
They hate us ‘cuz they’re jealous
Our sexiness is gonna sell us
Crack my skull like a soft egg
Baby please don’t make me beg
Wear leather and lace
Dressed to ride some face

My baby likes it when I squirm
Like a horny little headless worm
She keeps my whole body firm
Her oval office is two terms
I have lots and lots of fun
Inhaling coochie and her big sweet bum
She rides my nose, my teeth and tongue
We always make each other cum cum CUM!

Mmmm, I can smell that sexy bootie from here, baby, don’t you go too far now, Barry Blue wants to sit on you too!

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