Iranian mullahs don’t like that the people of Iran don’t want to listen to their long boring diatribes about religion and how evil Israel and America are.
So to win back the hearts and minds and souls of the Iranian rebellious population, the mullahs have decided to form an a capella group. No musical instruments allowed since somehow they would be an insult to an all-mighty god who doesn’t like when people blow into horns or strum strings or tickle ivories … so the mullahs can only use their voices.
And boy can they sing! They tried out a few numbers first, but the only America record someone still had was the “Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Pickett. Everybody loved it and started heading back into mosques.
Where they were immediately arrested.
It’s a Trap! said no one in Iran since the whole country’s a trap for the people who live there, but as long as they sing Monster Mash while heading to their dooms, then the mullahs say they’re doing the work of Allah, who was working in the lab late one night …
