A new soft rock group, comprised of a husband and wife (they got the paperwork; they’re legally married, and it’s not Adam and Steve, okay? So many hoops to jump through just to play some damn music!) are on a world tour right now, but they’re not getting the press they deserve.
Why? Well, y’see, sometimes an artist needs a gimmick to get attention to become a star. Otherwise they’ll go the way of Herbie Lipshitz and His Harmonica Playing Chihuahua … should’ve been big, but the dog got mange.
Anyway, Adam and Eve play their lame songs … not while being naked, but while wearing naked suits.
SUITS!
To all the clerics out there, they are still dressed under the form-fitting body suits which are pink (flesh coloured … they’ve had blowback from that … another story) and which have a fake penis and breasts and thatches of thick black pubic hair glued in the anatomically correct locations …
…but even when it’s implied nudity, certain countries don’t like it.
They were bumrushed out of Israel, Iran, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, the lower hick states of the USA, most of South America (where Catholicism and old Nazis are king), pretty much any country that still lives in a religious medieval eon, and of course those in Asia like Myanmar and China, Laos, Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia, the Philippines … and (they tried to get into) North Korea … but those people don’t see it as an anti-religious thing, but as an anti-totalitarian thing. Which is kinda the same thing, so …
IF you see them – and that’s a big IF – please welcome them and applaud their fake nudity and please stop trying to stone them (and not in the rock & roll way) and try to listen to their terrible songs.
Feel free to laugh. It’s just music. Only religious music and national anthems have ever killed anyone, not god awful soft rock. (Except maybe something by Britney or Miley.)
