'Adam and Eve were Jewish' - New Book by Rev. Rotundus Boypincher

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 11 January 2023

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How 'bout these apples?

This is Basil Blathering - I am so excited to write a great article on The Right Reverend Rotundus Boypincher and his exciting new Book.

Who could have know that Adam and Eve were Jewish?

It never occurred to me.

My Church Ladies will gossip up a Storm when this on front page in the Olde Church News. (Which I edit).

The Boypinchers go way back in Christian history. In fact, there has always been a Boypincher prominent in the Church. The other Catholic family that also goes way back in Church history are the Fannypatters.

The two families frequently intermarried so in some families the Boypinchers were also Fannypatters.

Anyway - in doing his research Dr. Boypincher found out that the Old Testament is really the Jewish Holy Book the Torah (slight re - arranged).

It was taken by the young Christian religion to back up their claim to being the one True religion. (Necessity sometimes causes Thievery.)

The Orthodox Jews wrote the Torah for only Orthodox Jews to read.

But that didn't stop the Holier than Thou Christians.

There was no problem - Constantine backed the Christians - and so they stole the Torah. And they have played Keep - Away with it ever since.

And that is how we ended up with the kind, lovely Christian religion we have today.

(30, 000 different kinds of Christianity - all Viciously fighting each other.)

(Oh, by the way - - all the Angels, Gabriel - etc. are also Jewish - Servants of the All Mighty Yahweh - known to us as Jehovah).

(That would mean they are all Circumcised also. )

(The Old Church News - publicly Pious - secretly Radical - (B. B. ))

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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