Another Brick in the Bigotry

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 January 2023

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Pink Floyd – those sick twisted leftist bastards – have changed their logo! The horror .. the horror!

The rainbow coming out of the prism on the cover of “The Dark Side of the Moon” is fine because that’s just physics, and homage, if you will, to Isaac Newton.

But this new rainbow! It’s … it’s … a rainbow! Holy fuck on a greased finger! Floyd is sticking a big fat finger to the righteous-thinking world! What would Jesus and think? Half of this world must concern itself with what a 2000 year old Jewish carpenter thinks – if that’s not a benchmark and litmus test for sanity!

People you’ve never heard of and who clearly have no lives are OUTRAGED!

Will I be listening to Floyd again and again and again? Well, Dark Side, The Wall, Wish You Were Here and Animals are the best of their albums, and still hold up better to anything today, especially all that shit pop, so … yeah, I will.

But I will no longer listen to their many obscure albums like … something something obscured by clouds and the one with the cow on it and all that crazy Syd Barrett hippy psychedelic shit.

And why? ‘Cuz they don’t make LSD anymore! At least, no one’s selling to me … anyone got some cid? I need some to listen to bigoted assholes bitching about fucking NOTHING!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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