Nazi Pope Having a 1000 Year Party in Hell

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Wednesday, 4 January 2023

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Well, the Nazi Pope is dead.

Will he rise from the grave to become a zombie Pope? Only time will tell.

Did you know that when a Pope dies, they hit him in the head with a hammer (blessed, of course) to see if the smack wakes him up. (If the witch drowns, she was a human being; if she floats, she’s a witch!) I wish this was fiction, but it’s really fucking not!

Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, (aka: Ole Ratty, The Rat Meister, Rat Man, Rat-a-tat-tat, etc.) is dead. And why did he “retire” from being Pope again? Money no good, bad benefits, no dental or medical, no massages from the choir?

Or was it ‘cuz he vass German und he hung around vis zee Nazis! Are there photos that haven’t been burned by the Vatican “Secrecy Police” showing Ratz giving Hitler the salute? Man, if that ever came out, the billion-plus Catholics might decide not to be Catholic no more – and then where the Pope get all his bling? If he ain’t shaking the poor by their ankles, then he gonna be poor too!

Did Rat get himself into the church in 1951 in order to distance himself from the Nazis, since they lost and he was still alive and not brought to Nuremberg?

So now Rat is in hell, and theological “scientists” have reported that when he entered (to the theme song to “Welcome Back, Kotter” combined with the “Horst-Wessel-Lied”), Hitler and Goering and all the wacky Nazi gang applauded and cheered, and EVERY POPE THERE’S EVER BEEN also gave Ratz a standing O, some getting on their knees and saying “We’re not worthy”, while others flung up their skirts and offered Ratz their assholes.

Shortly after that came the 73 virgins (Catholics get one more than Muslims jihadists) and vats – VATS – of cocaine!

Now Hell is having a party that’ll last a1000 years! How was your New Year’s Eve? (Ain’t it a coincidence that Ratty died on the last day of 2022? What’s the Vatican planning for 2023? Cannot be good …)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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