GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - (Satire News) - NASCAR sexpot Danica Patrick informed The Left Coast Mirror's Tequila Tallyho that she is concerned about the fact that she has developed a big callous on her NASCAR brake foot.
The race car divaette, who is the girlfriend of Aaron Rodgers of the Green Bay Packers, says that it is so painful, it has even affected her and Aaron's love making; especially the toe kissing aspect.
Danica said that it may just be a case of her having eaten way too much corns-on-the-cob at her maternal grandmother's 88th Luau birthday party, which was held at Chicago's Old Folks At Home Senior Citizens Home.
Meanwhile Aaron has told the Green Bay Packers CEO that he wants out of "Tundra City" (Green Bay) and he is demanding to be traded to the Super Bowl bound Dallas Cowboys
