BEVERLY HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Will Smith is catching hell from millions of people after his bully bitch antics at the Oscars.
Smith, who has just surpassed Hitler, Trump, and (Greg) Gutfeld as the most hated person in the world, says that his out-of-control outburst was the result of him having an over abundance of the female sex hormone (Estrolooza).
Will The Pill, as VP Harris calls him, said that he has been taking the pink estrogen pill for 9 months, ever since he was bit on his left testicle by a deranged flamingo.
He noted that usually, there are no side-effects, other than the fact that he now finds former NBA super star Dennis Rodman to be a very hot, sexy, handsome stud.
Meanwhile, Will's "Open Marriage" wife Jada Pinkett Smith, told Anderson Cooper, that since the Oscar's outburst, she has picked up three more brand new boyfriends.
