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Funny story: Rolling Stones Cancel Tour; Rolling Stone Suspends Publication

Rolling Stones Cancel Tour; Rolling Stone Suspends Publication

Almost lost amid the concern for Mick Jagger, whose illness prompted postponement of the Rolling Stones' summer tour of the U.S. and Canada, was a startling announcement that caught readers and the magazine's newsroom staff by complete surprise. Roll...

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Funny story: 'Strolling Bones' release last album called 'Street Farting Man!'

'Strolling Bones' release last album called 'Street Farting Man!'

Ancient rockers 'The Strolling Bones' (name changed for legal reasons) are releasing their ultimate album because being geriatric rockers is becoming very difficult. Jaggedone sent his fave rock CIA reporter, Pig Peel-Popup, undercover into their...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger enters Labour Party Leadership Contest

Mick Jagger enters Labour Party Leadership Contest

Backed by his sidekick, Keith Richards, septuagenarian Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones announced at a press conference yesterday that he will be competing for the Labour Party leadership currently being contested by, well, anyone in the party who c...

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Funny story: DNA Test Confirms: Justin Trudeau Actually Mick Jagger's Son

DNA Test Confirms: Justin Trudeau Actually Mick Jagger's Son

On Thursday morning of this past week, Dr. Maxwell Zilberhammer of the Great White North Health Sciences Laboratory announced the results of a DNA test ordered and paid for by the campaign of recently defeated Canadian Prime Minister Harpo Stevens.

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Funny story: Sexist pastor renames Mars Hill Church the Marianne Faithfull Temple

Sexist pastor renames Mars Hill Church the Marianne Faithfull Temple

Seattle - A Seattle megachurch pastor is in the doghouse for renaming his Mars Hill Church after an iconic 60s fellatio moment involving Rolling Stone Mick Jagger and a former girlfriend. The Reverend Mark Driscoll's makeover sees a new shrine, th...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club

Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club

From an Unknown Secret Location It was discovered today that many of the most evil people in the world have formed a super secret coalition in order to have a no-limit, no girls allowed, he-man poker game camp out. There were a few others not allo...

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Funny story: 'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

'Jagger Slid Down Cliff Straight Into The Princess Diana Mammorial Fountain' court is told

London - A court heard today how Mick Jagger accidentally ran his toboggan over Cliff Richard in Hyde Park one snowy winter's day before crashing head first into the Princess Diana Fountain. And then blamed his injuries on poor visibility and not...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger's 19th Nervous Breakdown revisited as cops probe L'Wren Scott 'suicide'

Mick Jagger's 19th Nervous Breakdown revisited as cops probe L'Wren Scott 'suicide'

Manhattan, NYC - Born in Utah as Luann Bambrough, the forty-something squeeze of Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger towered over her rock star boyfriend and even succumbed to wearing 'flats' so as not to overshadow him in public. This morning she...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Announces He Has Just Purchased A Mansion in The Marijuana Capital of The USA, Colorado

Mick Jagger Announces He Has Just Purchased A Mansion in The Marijuana Capital of The USA, Colorado

ASPEN, Colorado - The leader of the Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger is all smiles as he has just finalised a deal to purchase a $4.9 million Rocky Mountain mansion in the Pot State of Colorado. Jagger spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Tal...

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Funny story: Gene Simmons and Mick Jagger go on record to declare they are not gay

Gene Simmons and Mick Jagger go on record to declare they are not gay

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - KISS bassist Gene Simmons and Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger have gone on record to declare to the world that they are not gay and that they are proud heterosexuals. Simmons, who said he's slept with 4,897 women, and Jagge...

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

The Rolling Stones To Perform At The Sochi Olympics Closing Ceremony

SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee has just made an announcement regarding the XXII Winter Olympics closing ceremony. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has stated that the Rolling Stones will be performing at the closing ceremonie...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Hints That The Rolling Stones Could Be Moving To Colorado

Mick Jagger Hints That The Rolling Stones Could Be Moving To Colorado

LONDON - Mick Jagger, lead singer with The Rolling Stones recently spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine and hinted that the Rolling Stones are considering relocating to Colorado, the marijuana haven of the North American continent. Jagg...

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Funny story: The Rolling Stones Are Negotiating With Kanye West

The Rolling Stones Are Negotiating With Kanye West

NEW YORK CITY - A representative for the Rolling Stones recently met with Kanye West's business manager at New York's famed Trump Tower. The two met to discuss the British band acquiring the rights to Kanye's album titled Kanye West's Tribute To T...

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Funny story: Bob Dylan and The Rolling Stones To Record An Album Together

Bob Dylan and The Rolling Stones To Record An Album Together

NEW YORK CITY - The legendary 60's folk music icon Bob Dylan has just announced that he will be recording an album with legendary 60's rock and roll icon band The Rolling Stones. Dylan spoke with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine and said...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies

Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies

DETROIT - Mick Jagger flew to Detroit to see about a business deal that his guitarist Keith Richards had told him about. While he was in the Land of The Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red Wings, he was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonigh...

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Funny story: A List of 10 Updated Songs By The Rolling Stones

A List of 10 Updated Songs By The Rolling Stones

LONDON - The Rolling Stones have been rocking and rolling since 1962, and the elderly English lads show no signs of stopping or even tapering off. Lead singer Mick Jagger and lead guitarist Keith Richards are both 69. The band's drummer Charlie Wa...

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Funny story: Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

LONDON - The highly respected Christie's Music Memorabilia Auction was held recently and it brought in lots and lots of money. Madonna's conical bra, which was expected to sell for $3,140, ended up being sold for an astounding $51,971. It was r...

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