Pussyville, West Virginia - (Satire News) - A woman from the Pomegranate Capital of the world, Pussyville, West Virginia, has been discovered to have a very unusual way of painting paintings. Loretta V. McDilldill, 38, paints beautiful pictures of…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – After conducting countless tests, a group of the nation’s leading physicians have agreed that President Trump needs to have a tongue transplant. Dr. Pernell Tuttler, Jr., who headed up the intensive 3-week study, pointed out tha…
WEST POINT, New York – President Trump caused a lot of Republicans to utter a collective “WTF?” after he took a of drink of water from a glass and looked like a 3-year-old doing it. Trump was delivering the Gettysburg Address at West Point, when h...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Kayleigh “The Elf” McEnany reports that the President is feeling extremely depressed. She said his doctor told him that, in his case, and his case only, taking Hydroxychloroquine could cause his tongue to literal...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry has said that she did not really care for the lips-on-lips kiss that she received from Miley Cyrus AKA, The Princess of Twerking. She said the reason was because Miley tried to put her enormous, lizard-looking tongue do...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand appeared on The Viagra View and was told by Regis Philbin that he now has a connection to Miley Cyrus. Brand looked a bit puzzled and asked in what way. Philbin said that he was once married to Katy Perry, and Kat...
Doctors nationwide in the last few months have received a flood of calls, walk ins, and email correspondence from parents expressing concern over their childrens behavior. The main cause for alarm is that these children are constantly sticking their...
BEVERLY HILLS - There is no female in Hollywood who has gotten more cosmetic surgery done on her face and body than Heidi Montag, with maybe the one possible exception of Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers. Montag has had everything done from getting...
LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber is reported to be upset at the fact that he has been upstaged by Miley Cyrus and her tongue. Biebs talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and told her that Miley thinks that all she has to do to get atten...
ENCINO, California - Highly reliable sources say that Katy Perry's ex-husband Russell Brand was spotted at the Encino Reservoir in the clutches of Kathy Griffin. Brand and Griffin were parked in an isolated part of the famed reservior where they f...
DES MOINES - The senate of the state of Iowa has finally passed a bill that was first proposed two months ago. State Senator Claudette Cora Wonderwillow, 53, of Sioux City, introduced the bill which is listed as TW Bill 01 (Tongue Wrestling Bill 0...
Celebrity chef Gordon Pansay suffered several minor injuries at his restaurant in a heated incident yesterday. True to form, Gordon was leaning over the hot plates, intent on swearing at junior staff. But the hot plates were still red hot and sear...
It is a phenomenon that has been reported occurring all over the US in the last few months, what appears to be a human tongue is growing out of the ground at numerous grave sites. While the news media has been slow to report it for fear of mass hyste...
The George Mitchell Report on major league baseball players has caught a strange fish in it's net. Former Kiss star, Gene Simmons, has been using steroids on his tongue. "How we got Simmons piss samples mixed in with all the others, I don't know.
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