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Funny story: The Pope Paints a Masterpiece

The Pope Paints a Masterpiece

Vatican News — Curious wonders await in the private bedroom of the Pope. When the Pope invites his most trusted friends and cardinals to see a ceiling fresco he just completed in his bedroom, the only answer is yes. When he explains it’s a 17…

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Funny story: A Woman In West Virginia Paints Beautiful Pictures With Her Tongue

A Woman In West Virginia Paints Beautiful Pictures With Her Tongue

Pussyville, West Virginia - (Satire News) - A woman from the Pomegranate Capital of the world, Pussyville, West Virginia, has been discovered to have a very unusual way of painting paintings. Loretta V. McDilldill, 38, paints beautiful pictures of…

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Has Just Purchased a £2.8 Million Portrait of The Beatles

Queen Elizabeth Has Just Purchased a £2.8 Million Portrait of The Beatles

LONDON – (UK Satire) – Ominium Gatherum (UK) has just reported that Queen Elizabeth attended a very prestigious art gallery acution, where she purchased a very rare photo of the Beatles dressed as Buckingham Palace guards. The auction took place i…

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Funny story: Woman Paints Painting With No Paint On Her Brush

Woman Paints Painting With No Paint On Her Brush

A woman painter who was photographed painting a countryside scene, did so despite not having a single drop of paint on her paintbrush, it's been claimed. Italian female artist Caprice de la Vienneta can be seen in the photograph above, posing in f…

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Funny story: Woman Can Paint Pictures Without Even Looking At Them

Woman Can Paint Pictures Without Even Looking At Them

Art critics have been astounded by the discovery of an amazing new talent in the world of painting, a woman who produces stunningly beautiful pictures without even bothering to look at what she is doing! Caprice de la Vienetta, who is Italian, cre…

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Funny story: Woman still hasn't started her painting

Woman still hasn't started her painting

Vera Smythe still hasn't started the painting she has been planning to do for years. The sprightly 73-year-old had always hoped to paint a masterpiece when she had the time, but even though she has been in Lockdown for four months, she still hasn't s…

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Funny story: Van Gogh Revolver To Be Used In Artwork Installation

Van Gogh Revolver To Be Used In Artwork Installation

The art world has been 'turned on its head' this weekend with the news that the 7mm Lefaucheux revolver with which artist Vincent van Gogh shot himself on 27 July, 1890, is, itself, to become part of an artwork installation. Van Gogh survived the...

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Funny story: Banksy Now In Existential Period

Banksy Now In Existential Period

Banksy, the street artist, whose stencil-design works attract media attention all over the world, has changed direction, and has now entered his 'Existential Period'. The Bristol-based artist is famous for stealing around under cover of darkness w...

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Funny story: Nebraska Artist Struck Dead by Inspiration

Nebraska Artist Struck Dead by Inspiration

At shortly before midnight on a frigid winter night, 32-year-old landscape painter and architectural renderer Vincent Heidelberg, of Lincoln, Nebraska, was struck by a bolt of inspiration – which rendered him dead. “It’s a shock and a tragedy,” sa…

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Funny story: Bacon Bits

Bacon Bits

Art lovers the world over were overjoyed today as a new painting by Francis Bacon was discovered. The painting had been down the back of a sofa in Sofia and was discovered by the cleaning lady, Sophie Sofia, in the early hours of yesterday morning.

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Funny story: TV Painter, Bob Ross, Actually Really Hated Meadows and Streams

TV Painter, Bob Ross, Actually Really Hated Meadows and Streams

Bob Ross became an instant TV celebrity with his easy-to-follow painting techniques on PBS in the late '80's. But now his long time Cameraman, Arty Rivers, has written a tell-all memoir about the painting zen-master, who actually detested nature in g...

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Funny story: Artist Sues Psychiatrist for Curing Wrong Complaint

Artist Sues Psychiatrist for Curing Wrong Complaint

A struggling artist has got Psychiatric Therapists fearing for their livelihood after filing a legal suit for malpractice. In what could be a landmark case, twenty-two year old abstract painter Thomas Dolehead, paints a pretty clear picture of how...

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Funny story: George Bush Unveils New Paintings

George Bush Unveils New Paintings

George W. Bush today unveiled a dozen new paintings on display in his presidential library. They all deal with the Iraq war he started on false pretenses of weapons of mass destruction - including nuclear weapons and nerve gases - which were never f...

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Funny story: Roth Buys EVERY SINGLE ONE of George W. Bush's Paintings

Roth Buys EVERY SINGLE ONE of George W. Bush's Paintings

Naperville, IL Illinois businessman Joseph Roth has bought at auction every last thing that George W. Bush has ever drawn. He has also insisted that Mr. Bush give him first crack at anything else he paints or draws. Mr. Roth might be remembered...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman Offers New Artwork On eBay

George Zimmerman Offers New Artwork On eBay

George Zimmerman, of course, was found not guilty in the shooting death of Treyvon Martin. The not guilty verdict was mainly due to Florida's "Stand Your Ground" laws, The laws virtually allow anyone to shoot anyone at anytime. 2 weeks ago Zi...

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Funny story: Tony Blair says new portrait is the "Spitting Image" of himself

Tony Blair says new portrait is the "Spitting Image" of himself

The new portrait of the "Spitting Image" puppet of Tony Blair unveiled in the National Portrait Gallery this morning is considered a masterpiece of Alexander Adamson's work. Ralph Harris, whose portrait of the Spitting Image puppet of The Queen...

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Funny story: Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer

Chimp Wins Art Contest, Hires Lawyer

No sooner was it announced that Brent, a 37-year-old Louisiana chimp, had won first prize in a chimpanzee art contest (read about it here on TheGuardian.com website) than the chimp called a lawyer to complain that the sanctuary where he lived would b...

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