Will "The Bitter Pill" Smith's Troubles Are Just Beginning!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 11 April 2022

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Smith The Scumbag showing that he is one lousy-as-shit actor! (Photo by Rico Chorizo)

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Will "The Ambusher" Smith does not realize it - but his fucking troubles are only beginning.

As Daily Dirt writer Stormy Coin noted, the "Bad Boy" has quickly found out that 99.3% of America and 98.7% of the United Kingdom, now see him for exactly what he is - and that is a low-life, bottom-feeding, douche bag, has-been actor.

Coin noted that even the hate-spewing Brit comedian Ricky Gervais says that Willard Smith needs to just leave the country and move to Russia where he will fit in with Putin and his oligarchical SOBs.

Meanwhile, the biggest hate-monger of all all time, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump says that he likes Smith, because he has shown the entire world that he is just as racist, as bigoted, and as fucked up as him (DJT). ■

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