LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - VP Kamala Harris has just informed the most hated black man in America, (aka Will the Shitass) that the US government is mandating that he enter into an anger management program.
The vice-president told Tabloid Today's Papaya Bamboo that POTUS, met with her, first lady Dr. Jill Biden, and one of the president's top advisor's (Robert De Niro) and they all agree that for the safety of Will Smith's wife, his daughter, and their effeminate son, he must enroll in an anger management course immediately.
VP Harris said that Smith does not have any choice in the matter whatsoever, and she pointed out that if he refuses, then he will be fined $800,000, his voting rights will be taken away, and his California drivers license will be shredded by an official California state shredding machine.
When asked to comment the turdheaded Smith simply said, "Everyone can bite me, I am seriously thinking about moving down to Tijuana, Mexico, learning Spanish, and becoming one of Mexico's greatest movie stars." ■
