HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The Hollywood Innuendo News Agency is reporting that LAPD officers actually placed Will Smith, aka the 'Sucker Puncher' in handcuffs 12 minutes after he left the stage.
Smith was backstage having his hand treated for cuts he received when he 'ambushed' Chris Rock.
Officer Morgan Chillmund (LAPD Badge #90387562), told Rock that the 'assault' was viewed by millions of viewers world wide, and if he wanted to he could have Mr. Jada Pinkett Smith arrested, hauled off to jail, and even end up suing his arrogantly bitch ass for lots and lots of millions of dollars.
Rock, being a class act, said, to take the handcuffs off Willard, because he felt that he (Smith) is just going through the male menopause, plus he cannot stand the fact that Jada is boinking lots and lots of fellas, dudes, bros, and other assorted members of the male species.
Meanwhile, HINA reporter Fajita San Guacamole noted that 91% of all Blacks and 97% of all Whites agree that Smith is nothing more than an uncivilized %#@&*^.
