Jessica Simpson Says She's Not Pregnant

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 28 March 2014

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Jessica wants the title Mrs. in front of her name so bad she can taste it.

HOLLYWOOD - The rumors circulating around LaLaLand are that Jessica Simpson is once again with child.

The Dukes of Hazzard star told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that she has no idea where that rumor started but it is false.

She said that she has told her baby daddy, Eric Johnson, that she will not have any more children until he decides to marry her and make an honest woman out of her, as the say down in Arkansas.

Simpson has been waiting for over a year for the wimpish Johnson to commit to take the marriage vows.

A close friend of Johnson's has stated that Eric just isn't sure if Jessica is the right girl.

Meanwhile Jessica is beside herself and has said that at this point she would even consider marrying that fruit cup Andy Dick just to have the Mrs. title in front of her name.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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