John Mayer Wants To Date The Wisconsin Woman Who Has 213 Erogenous Zones

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 29 March 2014

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John says that he likes to keep a low profile for the obvious reasons.

HOLLYWOOD - John Mayer says that he has dated some of Hollywood's most beautiful and sexiest women and he does not dispute the nickname that Tinsel Town gave him John "The Player" Mayer.

John recently broke up with Katy Perry after getting back together and breaking up three different times.

The 36-year-old described the relationship as like getting on a roller coaster after having downed a bottle of Southern Comfort.

Player said that each of his recent 'Conquests' had something special about her that attracted him to her and kept his interest for a few weeks and in some cases a few months.

Johnny, as Katy called him, has dated a fine bevy of babes that includes Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Ke$ha, Taylor Swift, and Katy Perry a bunch of times.

Mayer recently spoke to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors and he dropped a bombshell on her.

John told Miss Rangoon that he had read about a woman living in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, named Rebecca Waxbuckle who has an unbelievable 213 erogenous zones.

He stated that he has asked his agent to make arrangements for him to go out on a date with Becky.

SIDENOTE: Mayer was told that Rebecca is 51-years-old. He grinned and said that's fine with him because he has always wanted to do the hokey pokey with a cougar and especially one that has 213 erogenous zones.

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