Bush's Uncle Bucky Makes Millions on War

Written by Pointer

Saturday, 10 February 2007

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So Bucky got caught with his finger in the pie...

"The gods of satire are sometimes much too gracious as this actual news story drops into spoofbelievers' laps", This sentiment from satirist, Irish-Italian-American Terrence Plautus refers to his report on the burgeoning war-profiteering scandal involving W's arms-pimping Uncle Bucky. It seems old Bucky has been raking in the millions while US soldiers bleed and die.

George "ChickenHawk" W. Bush tried to explain: "Look, I know Poppy went to war but that's the old Republican way. Now we send poor people to fight our wars while we get even filthier in our richedness. If only you knew Bucky like I know Bucky, you'd forgive it all.

"That ole SOB would babysit for us sometimes and we'd have a ball! He introduced me to gin and a certain UT cheerleader who went on to be in Playboy. Don't everybody have a good, ole boy Uncle like that. If they don't, it's a cryin' shame! So, Bucky got caught with his finger in the cheerleader's pie..."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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