All Whistleblower Songs Are Now Banned

Written by Al N.

Friday, 27 September 2019

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Included in the executive order is that all whistles are now banned.

Mar-A-Lago, FL "Because of all the controversy over whistle blowing and whistling, etc., I believe the nation is getting too riled-up on all this whistling business. So, for the good of the nation, I am passing an executive order banning all songs having anything to do with whistling," said Trump.

"This includes "Blow the Whistle" by Too Short, "I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman" by Whistlin' Jack Smith, and, of course, the Socialist anthem, "Whistle While You Work", continued Trump.

In an addendum that he hoped to pass through without fanfare, he said, "And Muslims will no longer be allowed in any U.S. airports."

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