Trump Didn't Use Access Hollywood Greeting For Queen

Written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 7 June 2019

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"See you next Tuesday. Maybe."

People speculate whether the rumor's possible that Trump used his Access Hollywood greeting for the Queen, then saying, “Hi!”

He once bragged on that tape, "When you're a star, you can do anything. Grab them by the pussy."

No one at the Palace is saying whether that kind of behavior took place, however, (outlandish as that may sound) since the Queen is a dedicated equestrian, and as strong as an ox, (don’t be taken back by those hats) she would have flipped him over her shoulder and sent Trump into next Tuesday.

And, if he had attempted that outrageous kind of greeting with the Duchess of Cornwall, formerly known as Camilla Parker Bowles, and another dedicated equestrian, she would have sent him into next Friday!

“Where am I? Back in Queens? It has something to do with Queens. Everything is in a fog. What am I doing in tails and a white tie?”

Buckingham Palace in silent. The press isn’t reporting anything. However, headlines are flying in what Mr. Trump likes to refer to as, The Fake News.

Tabloids are also asking why all of the Trump children went along with their father and step-mother to England, and yet the step-mother’s son was missing. Indeed, Trump’s ex-wives, Ivanna and Marla, should have also been there, since they spawn the Trump children.

After reproducing Trumpets, having tea with the Queen should have been a just reward for a free trip to England, (paid for by taxpayers) on Air Force One. After all, the winner of the Miss New Jersey Blueberry Princess pageant of 1983 flew to England and had supper with the Queen.

Trump was not invited to speak before Parliament as were Presidents Barack Obama and George W. Bush. Thank goodness for that missed opportunity to further diminish the United States in the view of the world. Putin would have loved it. Trump speaking before Parliament would have been another episode of Mrs. Jones playing piano on the Jessica Jones Netflix series.

Only Air Force One seems to be holding up the splendid banner for the United States.

"YOU GOT IT."

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