Where is Sara Pascoe?

Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 25 January 2019

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Can I be on the show? Can I? Can I? I can. It is going to be so good. It is going to be so wonderful. Bigly.

A man who has not watched television for two days is at a loss to explain the lack of Sara Pascoe in his life.

The comedian, seemingly on everything that Katherine Ryan, Josh Widdicombe, Richard Osman, Romesh Ranganathan, and that other chap have turned down, has become short-hand for 'a lack of imagination', in terms of television production.

Terry Vegetable, an agent, said, 'Every so often there is a comedian who happens to be on everything. Before Sara Pascoe, it was Katherine Ryan; before her, it was Miranda Hart. These things go in cycles. In years to come, Sara Pascoe will become Cheryl Baker, or, heaven forfend, Sue Pollard'.

These people will always appear on Dave. Even early Mock the Week is seen as cutting-edge satire on there, these days.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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