Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 25 January 2019

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Off duty Storm troopers, earlier today.

Denise Bartholomew has revealed that she is sick of cutting the hair of Storm Troopers, and is looking for more of a challenge.

'There is not much to do, really. I give them all a good-haircut, and then they hide them inside those helmets. It is such a waste of my time, talent and training.'

Denise does not have a sterling career, being fired from three hair salons in her native Doncaster. She said 'I was just looking through the classifieds, and I saw this job advertised. It spoke of inter-galactic travel, dealing with celebrities, I thought it was ideal for me, I did.'

Her boss Moff Tarkin said 'Whatever Denise might tell you, this is the ideal job for her. Her hideous haircuts are hidden away from people. It is perfect, and she can't leave either. Ha, ha, ha, ha. No, it is not that funny'.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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