Brian Asshat and his good friend (and paid housekeeper) Felicity Dowager from Chutney on the Fritz have started to watch all five series of Poldark, again. Felicity said 'I watch it for Captain Ross, his hairy chest, his way with a scythe, his way...
Chutney on the Fritz's local idiot, Gary Johnson, is beginning to regret betting his family home on historical documentary Poldark ending in a bloodbath. 'I was watching where they were building the school, in double-quick time, and just by the cl...
Husband and wife Tim and Laura Preposition are not looking forward to the end of Poldark, and what it will mean to their Sunday nights. Tim 37, and Laura, 42, like the rest of us, live in a world of Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and James Corden, an...
Lorraine Johnson, like many people likes watching Poldark, for its intrigue, well drawn characters, scenery and easy on the eye cast was angered by the fact that her husband Gary only watches it for Demelza. 'Imagine my surprise' said Lorraine 'wh...
Following its recent exposure in every National newspaper and magazine in Britian, including "Tractor Engines Today" and "Know Your Radish", the hairy chest of Aiden Turner has announced that it will be going it alone in future. The buff half-tors...
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