Written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 13 April 2018

image for Him off that thing, you know that thing with her from that thing, anyway he is in another thing
Him, from that thing that you love.....

An actor from that thing, you know where he played a soldier, or a detective, no he was a maverick taxidermist, with a self-destructive streak, no respect for authority, and it starred that actress from that thing, you remember, you watched it with me, she was a red-head, but in real life she is blonde, anyway, him from that thing, he is in another thing.

This new thing, it was written by the woman that won the award for the other thing she did, about ambulance drivers, and drinking too much tea.

Anyway this new thing that they are in together is one of those programmes that they design to fit adverts into.

It looks quite good, but it clashes with that other thing you like to do, going to the pub and being judgemental towards people you have never met.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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