Global prostitutes who have no desire to work in organised brothels are turning to Internet giant, Airb&b (name changed for legal implications), for offering their clients a cheap "quickie" without strings attached, only tangas if required!
Ladies of the night all over the planet have joined forces and are sharing Airb&b rooms to escape from the brutal behaviour of brothel owners and their pimps feeling they can offer clients a much better deal, but only if they bring their champagne along.
Airb&b, feel quite chuffed that their rooms are being used for services in the oldest industry on the planet, however, utilisation of the rooms does have a downside. Airb&b apartment owners find it quite disturbing clearing away used condoms, empty bottles of champers and ripped tangas, broken whips, latex leftovers, and handcuffs still hanging on the headboards.
One Asian "lady of the night", BLO-JOB-LIL, told Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) sleazy reporter, FOK-KIN-KLIT, the following reason why she loves offering her intimate services in Airb&b apartments;
"Vell men plefer a chleap quickie in Airb&b beclause ley don't have to play my plimp, extortionate plice for clap champers and lere wives are not flinding blothel vlisiting clards in lere plockets! Written in best Mandarin Chinese because Lil's lips are being blown up for her next job)"
So there you have it, and an ancient Chinese proverb is proven to be true again:
Two pros in Airb&b is cheaper that one in da club!